May 152012
 

Doctor told Stella she had failed the “three kidney test”–she had only two–and thus couldn’t go to kindergarten. Stella started to look mortified, then looked as him closely and smiled:

“You are a joker. Nobody has three kittneys! I have four! And that is the right amount so I can too go to school!”  He agreed. He also told her he couldn’t read.

“Wow, that is pretty good that you are a doctor when you can’t even read,” she said. “Can you at least draw??”

May 142012
 

 

Earlier, a previous muncher-crawler.

 

Apr 272012
 

Stella: Wait!! Daddy said Frances could not play with those magnets!!

K: why on earth not?

Stella: I don’t know! Maybe he was worried they’d stick to her head?